The Making of Mother's Day

It's that time of year again, time to make breakfast for Mama and roust her from bed hours earlier than a normal Sunday.

This is how it's done.

First you make the strawberries...


Then you whip the cream...


Then you make the pancakes from scratch...



sequester the dog...


Then you pour the coffee...


Plate the food...


Hire a videographer...


Take it to Mama in bed...


Give her home made gifts...


Including photo soap. Nothing says love like photo soap.


Kick the dog off the bed for eating Mama's pancakes...


Everyone climb in bed and eat with Mama...


Then Mama kicks everyone out and goes back to sleep.

Someone's Gotta Ride Bitch

Dan and I shot a rockin' wedding this weekend on lake Conroe.





We were invited to a great after party at a beach house. The bride did some rope swinging.



Dan and I took a few pictures, drank some margarettas and rode jet skis.


I can't believe that we get paid for this!

Eggstravaganza

Easter eggs coloring time...





We got up early this morning to look for eggs. Jake was disqualified from the hunt.




The Easter bunny hid them high and low.

Science fair winners

The boys were honored by the school board this week for their efforts in the science fair.



Hey, check out that kid, her project was called "Gravity, which end is up". Our education system has failed us dude.

Camping with projectiles

The boys and I attended our first boy scout camp out this weekend.



We fired tennis balls at each other with a giant sling shot.


and the boys got their first gun related training.








They are real Texans now.

Blue Bonnets

It's blue bonnet season in Texas so it's time for some cheesy photos.