To be different, I decided to use a telescope.
This is the only soccer game I have ever seen where the players were over the age of 9.
These guys jump higher than the 9 year olds.
and they don't cry when the other team scores.
I only got run over once. I was sitting on the side line, getting a low shot and one of the players ran out of bounds and jumped over me. Only a small cleat wound where he stepped on my leg.
9 year old's don't do that either.